jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(Source: xcyst)

urbancatfitters:

do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that

best-of-funny:

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

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(Source: rlymax)

undeadlife:

If you actually think physical attractiveness is important in a relationship, you are not shallow. To make a good relationship last you have to be physically and mentally attracted to the person. I am tired of seeing people being called shallow simply because they are looking for someone attractive to them, mentally and physically.

You are shallow when physical attractiveness is the only thing that keeps you two together.

(Source: spacedoutforever)

roughrimjob:

beggin for the d like

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fake-mermaid:

look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe

tupacabra:

the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad

If you open your mind, you will see that all the elements are one.
Four parts of the same whole. Even metal is just a part of Earth,
that has been purified and refined.” — Guru Pathik

foodnun:

IT MADE IT TO 9GAG SEND HELP